The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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