we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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