i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
