Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
handjob tips. give me some.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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