Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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