i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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