This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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