and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I want to be your penis for a week.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
