Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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