ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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