There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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