Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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