Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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