How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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