You can't motorboat a personality
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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Wipe that smile off your face.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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