I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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