Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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