This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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