after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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