So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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