Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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