Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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