I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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