very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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