There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Randomize