you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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