What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
They have beer where we have blood.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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