yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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