As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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