he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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