Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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