Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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