ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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