All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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