Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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