Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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