My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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