I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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