he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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