have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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