Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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