Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I am naked and annoyed.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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