She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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