Having a random hookup so left but love u
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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