I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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