i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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