i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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