Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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