Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
that's an acceptable place to lick
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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