I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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