I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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