"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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