i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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