IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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